October 2012
Venezolanos esperando los resultados..
karmasyourmaster:
September 2012
theonedirectionlook:
everyone on my dash is getting asks and then there’s me
fuuckitsyen:
isabonquisha:
vuitos:
On October 3rd, everyone should come to school in a pink shirt. All the news reporter would come to schools and be like “Mysterious phenoneom when high school kids all around the nation wear pink shirts” and a news reporter goes to a student and the student says “On Wednesday, we wear pink.”
omg
HAHAHA
Sneaking backstage at a One Direction concert with...
jaesama:
No please tell me that Payzer did not split!!!
wetryandwefall:
if you find a boy who is okay with your fangirling and multiple obsessions he’s a keeper.
oceliats:
fun fact this boy liked my friend and he tried to make it like in the movies and he threw rocks at her window but jokes on him because one of the rocks actually broke her window and he had to pay for it and they’re still not dating
mokamonn:
tomlinsogay:
my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end
bless u
tomlinsarse:
remember when an interviewer tried to fat-shame fans by asking what would they do if a large fan asked for a piggyback and harry straight away said “give them a piggyback” like it was the obvious answer?
harry styles > all
woofuckingjiho:
you know that “joke” your friend makes about you and the only problem is that it actually hits home and you sit there and realize that they were probably being serious in an indirect way and covering up their true thoughts by passing it off as a joke and then you just sit there feeling like shit for the entire day
parents: its time for the sex talk
me: what would you like to know?
morning of first day of school: yes a new year, i'm so excited i want to make a lot of new friends, start fresh, and have a wonderful time enjoying my youth
walks into school: i hate you all. get the fuck away from me
me: why can't someone like me
person: i like you
me: no not you a different someone
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
do you ever just sit back and think to yourself:
“jesus fuck when did i become so obsessed with gay sex?”
For those people who think that gay parents can...
Simba turned out pretty damn awesome.
WHY
zaynmalikeyes:
WHY DOES
ZAYN MALIK
RUN LIKE THIS
LAUGHING SO HARD OMMFG WHAT IS AIRRR
When a teacher embarrasses you in class.
sodamnrelatable:
On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside you’re like:
via sodamnrelatable
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
To prove a point to my dad, reblog if you're...
person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me
rupindah:
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
Friend: how do I find you on tumblr?
Me: you don't.
Me: Louis and Harry are straight.
Me: Ba Dum Tissss
Me: 5 push ups.
Me: Olympics 2016 here i come. .
zombieboyj:
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
shagmestyles:
In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today...
If Louis was a judge: You sucked harder than Harry sucked me last night.
teacher: tell me one thing about yourself that most people do not know
me: no
jaramo:
dinosaurs64:
kardashitans:
do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
vickiemariep:
tahnospanties:
foo-of-the-forest:
holy shit I found out why his name is stitch,
a stitch is a peice of thread that is sown to hold something together.
stitch holds lilo’s family together.
HO SHIT
Mindblown
ryoata:
next time a stranger talks to me when im alone ill look at them shocked and just whisper quietly
“you can see me?”
